Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
Oscars 2014 pizza moments!
this whole post is gold
Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies
We have 3D printers and videochat, but we still haven’t found a way to make Robitussin taste better.
sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen